Manziel as Tom Brady's backup?
Johnny's desired path to becoming GOAT became more clear on Wednesday, when he was seen wearing full patriots attire. As much as we would hate to see Johnny on the bench, a few years as Brady's backup would be an excellent path for Johnny to become the GOAT. In fact, it would pretty much guarantee it.
This hat is case in point why Johnny needs to return to NFL. He is the best in the game at trolling the haters. Looking forward, when you are looking for a resident troll to annoy the hell out of Goodell, you really can't ask for anyone better than Johnny Manziel.
King of Hearts and the Chargers
Far From Lollapalooza: Johnny Making impressive strides in his quest to gain weight
As we mentioned previously, Johnny was looking a tad gaunt in the ball pit at last year's Lollapalooza:
But like every great to every grace the game of football, he was able to recognize his weaknesses and rebound. Johnny has embarked on an aggressive quest to gain weight. Johnny was "crushing" (his words) some white rice with hot sauce and some sort of sausage the other day in Pacific Beach. He also took down a nice stack of french toast. Johnny also stocked up his apartment with a nice assortment of calorie heavy food like Cheetos and Stacy's chips. Not exactly the Tom Brady diet, but we like it.
In another piece of great news for #comebackszn, Johnny says he has again begun to appreciate the little things in life. As we all know, one must first appreciate the little things before we can appreciate the big things in life. So for now we will appreciate Johnny rising at 6:31AM before we appreciate his 2018 (ok maybe 2019?) Super Bowl victory with the Jets.
Look at that spiral, look at that velocity, look at Johnny Football back on the field throwing dimes.
The GOAT returns to Aggieland. Johnny was down at A&M for national signing day. He sat down with Kevin Sumlin who affirmed the obvious: Johnny is in a good place. Make Johnny Manziel Great Again.
It's like Trump says, we're almost getting sick of all the winning. Johnny has now achieved 31 full days sober. #comebackSZN is in full force. What number will Johnny wear for the Jets?
Instead of entertaining himself by getting obliterated, Johnny instead got some enjoyment out of rocking some sweet grills while out last night. We are happy Johnny has found this outlet as his fashion sense is second to none. (PS...this is a preposterous caption by Barstool Sports. It doesn't matter who is in the room, Johnny is always the OG legend)
Johnny continues to show us his progress on #comebackSZN, spending last night out with the crew from www.barstoolsports.com. However, this was not a typical Johnny Manziel night out. Johnny was pictured without a drink. Johnny simply doesn't have time for hangovers as he continues his aggressive morning workout and training schedule.
#comebackSZN has begun.