Far From Lollapalooza: Johnny Making impressive strides in his quest to gain weight
As we mentioned previously, Johnny was looking a tad gaunt in the ball pit at last year's Lollapalooza:
But like every great to every grace the game of football, he was able to recognize his weaknesses and rebound. Johnny has embarked on an aggressive quest to gain weight. Johnny was "crushing" (his words) some white rice with hot sauce and some sort of sausage the other day in Pacific Beach. He also took down a nice stack of french toast. Johnny also stocked up his apartment with a nice assortment of calorie heavy food like Cheetos and Stacy's chips. Not exactly the Tom Brady diet, but we like it.
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#comebackSZN has begun.